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What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
when your ice cream drips all over your hand
Where would you like to live?
a ball pit, but with wifi access
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
prousts answer doesnt make any sense in relation to how im interpreting this question so im just gonna leave this one blank
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
probably none
Who are your favorite characters in history?
how would i know enough about historical people to even answer this
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
fictional equivalents of snooki
Your favorite painter?
the one who painted genitalia disguised as flowers. i hope there is more than one.
Your favorite musician?
The quality you most admire in a man?
why specify gender here
The quality you most admire in a woman?
no i am serious. fine the quality i most admire is not feeling the need to separate this question the way it is
Your favorite virtue?
Your favorite occupation?
also hedonism
Who would you have liked to be?
me but with the power to magically summon some cool sharks or something
Your most marked characteristic?
probably my hand. zing
What do you most value in your friends?
What is your principle defect?
sometimes i defect from the us to russia
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
being cursed to always have a piece of spinach between your teeth no matter how much you brush
What would you like to be?
a sapient crocodile with cool shades
What is your favorite color?
#666. its funny because its a real color
What is your favorite flower?
the ones that have stalks that look like bugs which said bugs then try to bone
What is your favorite bird?
the mutant budgies that turn out like feather dusters
Who are your favorite prose writers?
spam commenters
Who are your favorite poets?
probably also spam commenters
Who are your heroes in real life?
i thought i already answered this but it turned out i was confused by the arbitrary binary gender segregation
Who are your favorite heroines of history?
no this is just as bad as the historical characters one. stop
What are your favorite names?
Aron Mufasa Columbo Fonzerelli Ball In A Cup Boogie Woogie Brown; Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
What is it you most dislike?
when you have a bunch of mucus dripping down your throat and you just cant seem to cough it up
What historical figures do you most despise?
i dont know history dont ask me these questions why are you doing this to me
What event in military history do you most admire?
the one where the military was involved in no shape or form
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
something with resale value
How would you like to die?
if i would immediately be reincarnated as a sapient crocodile with some cool shades that is probably a circumstance under which i could enjoy dying
What is your present state of mind?
cant you tell
What is your motto?
be nice to skeletons because one lives inside you

i am dead serious, in a facetious way

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